Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono