Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.