Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones