Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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Throw the guy out of the house.

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Bernadette!

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones