Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.