Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.