Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono