Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.