Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.