Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.