Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.