Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.