What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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They have bad mammaries.

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What STD does a hip black man get?

Kool-AIDs

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.