What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.