What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

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When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup?

Ghana-RIO!