When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

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How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.