When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.