When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!