How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.