Because he lost interest in everything.
He was running on fumes.
Because they got lost at C.
His customers lost interest in him.
Because they quickly lose interest
He lost interest.
he lost interest
and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)