Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Interest Jokes More Interest Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Resign Jokes More Resign Jokes

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.