Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.