Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.