Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
A: They're too hard to peel.
Because they fall through his hands.
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
A monster on roller-skates.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms