What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!