What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.