What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.