What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.