What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.