What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.