What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.