What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.