What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!