What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.