How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish