How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Surrealist Jokes More Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.