How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

to get to the other side..

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.