How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

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