How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish