How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

How many fuccbois does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

idk, you dtf tho

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.