How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

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Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish