Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

You might also enjoy:

Salvador Deli Jokes More Salvador Deli Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.