Surrealist Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.