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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

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Because he was hooked on worms.

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