Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."