What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.