What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.