What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !