What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.