What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.