What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !