What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.