What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Palestinian Jokes More Palestinian Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Big Eye Jokes More Big Eye Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!