What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!