What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.