What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!