Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.