Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
More than you can shake a stick at
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
Michael Jackson
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.