Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
A tongue. Hehe
They have the gift of tongues...
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
a necromancer
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
He's taking over the Poles.
Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.
