Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.