Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.