Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.