Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone