Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."