Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."