Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour