Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS