What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.