What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers