What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.