What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*