What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.