What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*