What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.