What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.