Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho