Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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You can make soldiers out of toast!

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The url.

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Get under another one

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He plays golf.

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Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Santa stops after the third Ho

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Santa stops at 3 ho's.