Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

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Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Everything there is recycled, including this post.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.