Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

one's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

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People who post the joke intro twice.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho