What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.