What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.