What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.