What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.