What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.