What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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The retail store!

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You're too young to smoke!

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Han So-High"

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Oh yeah. Imagination.

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They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!