What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet