What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!