What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

A: A competent liberal President.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.