What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.