What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!