What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!