Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.