Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs