How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle