How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

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Stand up!

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Marry her.

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A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer