How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.