Because m = AIt
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Weights
Weight for it...
Weight on it.
Diet Coke.
Hypertrophy!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
A jacked rabbit.
because he chose from the kids menu
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They join weight witches.
They never carry their own weight.
Crossfit
Gamble in British currency.
By counting Kylereese.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
It's a week day.
You fit into his clothes.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Marry her.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
They burn calories.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
One Insta-gramm
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
They Swim-fast.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
With a scale.
Diet and exorcise.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
To get a better grip on the broom
They are both unlike radicals.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Kid: "Sorry," I think
His first mate.
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Because they rain supreme.
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
About three pounds, including the urn.
A Van De Graaff.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
