Because m = AIt
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Weights
Weight for it...
Weight on it.
Diet Coke.
Hypertrophy!
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
A jacked rabbit.
because he chose from the kids menu
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They join weight witches.
They never carry their own weight.
Crossfit
Gamble in British currency.
By counting Kylereese.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
It's a week day.
You fit into his clothes.
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
Marry her.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
They burn calories.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
One Insta-gramm
Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside
They Swim-fast.
Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."
With a scale.
Diet and exorcise.
Because they rain supreme.
You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.
Heh, disguised toast.
Because they are never included in anything.
About 3 pounds, including the urn.
Jedi do that?
He used the Cross Walk.
Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
A barbequeue.
It's a long line of midgets!
No, you cantaloupe.
The IV Drip
Because they're always bunny-hopping.
A hare-cut.
