Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.