Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Fig Jokes More Fig Jokes

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!