Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!