Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

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Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating