Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.