Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.