Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.