Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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