Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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She had a ball

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9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(