Traffic Jam Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Plunger Jokes More Plunger Jokes

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Worst Kind Jokes More Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

A Casual Tee.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.