A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
Cosecant
To get to the other bride!
He got crossed up.
Frostbite.
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Same middle name.
There's some things I've licked that I don't want.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
