What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.