What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.