What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."