What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.