Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Because we get sleepy.
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
Time to get a new car.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
