Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Leningrad
Because they spend years at sea.
There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think
Failure to pull out in time
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
