Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.