How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

Soap Opera Jokes More Soap Opera Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.