How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Soap Opera Jokes More Soap Opera Jokes

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.