What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside