What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger