What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.