What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive