What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.