What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.