How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a productive Asian?

China get something done.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.