How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.