How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What do you call a promiscious asian lady?

A yellow taxi.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

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How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.