How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.