How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.