How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.