Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How do you make an Asian Blind?

you put a windshield in front of them

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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About halfway across.

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