Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!