Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?