Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.