Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's next to England?

A question mark.