Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !