Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...