Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

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