Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

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What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety