Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.