What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed