What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.