What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.